So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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