Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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