if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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