i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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