I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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