I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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