is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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