I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wish you could order shots online.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Randomize
