I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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