susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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