saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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