i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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