Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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