so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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