If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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