do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
please come you make the beer taste better
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
