You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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