whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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