PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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