So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
how does that bad decision feel?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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