we have officially lost it.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
it glows. i had to have it.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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