conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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