i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I forget how to act sober
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