I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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