Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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