This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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