I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Randomize
