Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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