you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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