Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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