Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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