I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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