I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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