I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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