You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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