I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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