Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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