Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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