So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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