Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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