Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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