chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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