Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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