So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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