Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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