Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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