I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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