Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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