are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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