Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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