We're like a lot better than the average bears
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
