Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
