it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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