i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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