I cockslap morals
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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