Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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