I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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