what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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