Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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