I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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